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Archive for May, 2010

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I wonder if you know how essential ‘traffic’ actually is to the life of your website and online business…I’m guessing you probably do.

So, imagine how good you will feel here when I share with you one of the best and most underestimated ways to cause a ’traffic jam’ heading for your site by using these “social networking” sites that everyone seems to be talking about?

If you’re totally new to all this, you may be wondering, “What is a Social Network’ site”? It’s known under various titles, ‘social marketing’, ‘web 2.0’, ‘social networking’ or even ‘new age marketing’. That’s not too important…what is important though is, if you’re not using social marketing …you’re missing out, that’s a fact.

You’re missing out on a potentially insane amount of FREE traffic, not only that but you’re also missing out on meeting a whole bunch of new like minded friends and possibly future joint venture partners.

But…here’s the problem…sshh…it’s a secret. Social sites aren’t too keen on marketers! Oops… it’s true! So you have to be careful and do things properly when you are using them. Otherwise you’ll get banned. You want to take advantage without abusing the system. Anyway, isn’t that the way you’d want to do it? Of course it is, you don’t step on anyone’s toes and they won’t step on yours…simple…when you know how that is.

The secret is to use the ‘Laughing’ approach to this…eh?…what?…huh?

Let me explain. You have to remember to use,

H-umor

A-nd

H-onesty

A-nd

H-ave,fun 

A-nd

H-elp,people

A-lways 

(Read the first letters downwards) You like that don’t you? Go on…admit it, hahahaha!                                                          

Anyway, you want to be throwing in some humour now and again, a little bit of the real you and who you are. Do you have to do this? NO! Do you have to be a comedian? NO! But I imagine you get the point here, do you not? Be ‘real’. This way you’ll start attracting lots of new friends and widening your network.

Next and probably most important, you want to be honest in your approach. People want to get to know you, so be honest, it’s the way we should all live our lives anyway, so why not.

You also gotta have fun! This is one of the great benefits of social networking. Life is about having fun is it not? Most of us are far too serious about things. If you look deep enough you’ll find far too much seriousness and doom and gloom in the world, so have a bit of fun.

And obviously… help people. The more you help people, the more likely they are to help you in return. Zig Ziglar the famous motivational speaker once said, “You can have anything you want in life as long as you help enough people get what they want” (or words to that effect). So go out of your way to help people. Point people in the right direction and answer any questions people post on your profile or contact you with.

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“Laughter is the medicine.” However clichéd this might sound there’s no denying the truth of the statement. More often than not, we come across people who are over-stressed, hardly having the urge even to force a smile. In most cases, people do realize the need for refreshing humor, which would take away the burden of their stressful lives and fill them with fresh energy. But unfortunately, they lack sufficient time to venture out of their homes with the sole motive of entertaining themselves. Thankfully, the Internet has a lot of scope for those who feel the urge to chill out and have a bite of quick humor just at the click of a mouse!

Analyzing the current scenario, there has been a major upsurge in the number of funny videos and funny pictures over the Internet. There are numerous video blogging sites hosting funny video clips or pictures for people to have a hearty laugh. The success of You Tube.com has clearly revealed the inclination of people towards humor. So what accounts for the sudden rise in the popularity of these funny videos and pictures? A close observation of the trend might lead us to trace the psychological workings of the people’s minds at large.

To begin with, it’s not always the hunt for instant humor that can be held responsible for the rising popularity of fun-oriented websites. The visual appeal of funny videos is a major source of attraction, drawing the attention of a majority of people. The fact that things presented visually have a greater appeal can hardly be negated. Even movies, inspired from bestsellers, gain much more popularity than their original counterpart; the reason being the way in which they appeal to the eyes. If humor is sought as a pastime, it would not be conceivable for most of us to read books on wit and humor. This, of course, depends on a person’s taste but as commonly observed, reading becomes an even more remote possibility when one takes into consideration the numerous entertainment options available on the Internet.

Nevertheless, momentary humor remains the USP of sites hosting funny pictures and videos. Most of these videos feature some light moments shared with our family, friends, or colleagues. Out of them, funny videos of babies and kids are really a treat to watch. These moments of joy fill our hearts with warmth and allow us to unwind our spirits, thus healing our stressful souls.

With the Internet industry hugely inclined towards videos, funny videos have fast turned out to be a huge rage. There is no dearth of people hunting for some quick comic relief online. So, be it funny pictures or videos, the appeal never seems to fag out!

Wain Roy is an internet marketing professional expert in various industries like real estate, web design, finance, medical tourism, pharmacy drug and funny pictures


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Funny tshirts are in. They are cool, original, and something you want to wear to set yourself appart. Who doesn’t love the feeling of getting approached by a stranger telling you that he/she loves your shirt and that it makes them laugh.

Probably the main reason you and I want to wear a funny tshirt is for the social purpose it conveys. You want people to love you for it, and to be amused by your tee. And if you choose the right shirt, you certainly will get this result.

However there are a few things you need to consider when you are wearing your funny shirt:

1) You want it to completely match your style and personality. You don’t want to be wearing a shirt that claims you’re a mean drinker (for example) and you are as docile as a hindu cow who has never touched a drink. You want to match your personality traits and find a shirt that expresses that in a funny way.

2) You want to have the right atittude when it comes to using your shirt. Remember, wearing something as extravagant as a funny shirt means you also need to have a certain flair that brings attention to yourself. The right attitude means getting approached more by people in a bar or a social enviroment.

If you only use the shirt as a attention drawer and let your personality do the rest, then you are wearing a funny tshirt in the right way. If you just expect your shirt to carry on the conversation then the joke is on you, since a funny tshirt is all about the first impressions, you take care of the rest.

3) Never mind the haters. Whenever you are wearing something that is not withing society’s “standard limits” then you can surely expect a few people making fun of you or completely hating you, it comes with the territory. Be sure to be with the right attitude whenever you are wearing your funny tshirt and just keep it cool and aloof. Have fun wearing it yourself and you will do great.

In summary, keep those things in mind, and you can sum wearing your funny shirt in one word: confidence.

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Jokes for anyone, anywhere!

They say laughter is the best medicine. There is just something about laughing that really takes the stress away. Apparently it is so healing, that there a specific laughing therapies that allows you to pay $200 an hour to go into a room and laugh your head off.

 

The rest of us don’t have to go to such expensive extremes when we want some laughs. However, humor is an elusive friend. Each of us has different ways to tickle our funny bone. But, I’m sure many would agree when I say funny jokes are the best tool to make us crack up and laugh hilariously.

 

Usually, in a group of friends, there is always a clown, the person we rely to for funny jokes and gags. If you’re lucky, you’ll get more than one. Unfortunately, not all of us are lucky. There are some of us who can’t get their particular brand of funny jokes. Like I said, we need different ways to tickle our funny bone.

 

Thankfully, there are many ways the mobile phone industry are trying to answer the call for laughter. It is now considered the norm for jokes to be sent through text messaging. In fact, there are dedicated services whose sole existence is for that purpose.

 

These services cater to many users. To provide different people reasons to laugh, they have different jokes for everyone. For those who are into polite humor, there funny clean jokes that are actually funny. These funny clean jokes are so clean that you can tell it to your children and ask them to spread it around at their school.

 

There are also jokes for the any occasion. What better way to wish a friend on his birthday than sending him a funny birthday joke? These funny birthday jokes can also be suited to your taste whether you want it lewd and rude or prim and proper. These jokes include jibes about age, promises of presents and some are just plain sweet.

 

If there are no birthdays to warrant sending a funny birthday joke, then there jokes for other events. There are an abundant amount of jokes on Christmas, even Hanukkah and Eid. These funny Christmas jokes can be sent directly to you phone, which in turn can be forwarded to your friends. Funny Christmas jokes do not all consist of text. There messages that include pictures, videos and audio. Send a funny Christmas song to your friends instead of typing them out.

 

There are many other types of jokes that can be sent to your phone aside from funny Christmas jokes. Sexual humor, dangerously racist jokes and even political humor are the ones users usually subscribe to. Anything you need to tickle the funny bone.

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Dave talks about depression at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. See more hilarious stand-up on LaughFactory.com!

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    Why “Cocky and Funny” Attract Women?

    Are you aware of the ways of attracting women? May be you already have some great ideas to pull women towards you, still some more of those are always welcome! For most boys, it is habitual to say that being cocky and funny does not only mean to be a gentleman but it also shows the bad side. If you just consider this from the other end, it seems to be an excuse for those guys who fail in attracting women towards themselves. What you need instead is to remember that you are being cocky and funny to make others laugh.

    While doing this, if you come to know that you are the only person laughing, and all the others are quiet, it is definitely indicative of something wrong. You will be surprised to know that most women are attracted to men who are conceited, and positive. Men, who belong to the alpha category, do have an exceptional power to attract women. It has been found that these types of men are aware of the tactics of making a woman laugh, and have a good sense of humor, rather than being cocky and funny. However, for men who are only expert in kissing, and sucking up women for them, there is no other way out rather than being lonely.

    While talking about attracting women, the cocky and funny materials inside you should be in a proper ratio. Women are attracted till the moment they are able to digest your cockiness. If it goes out of their tolerance, then the situation seems to be nothing better than arrogance to them. We all know that too much of everything is not good, and the same thing happens when your cockiness goes beyond the level. Eventually, women are deterred from talking to you. Women will just fall on you when they get a good mixture of jokes, and haughtiness from your cocky and funny behavior.

    It is not necessary to have a great outlook all the time; the main thing is your body language, rather than attitude. While talking, girls do follow your tone, your verbal communication, and your eyes. The movement of your eyes plays an important role while talking to a girl. They are capable of making the difference between a positive man, and a man who is quite nervous. Being cocky and funny from the deep of your heart attracts a woman, instead of acting in front of her. Women are attracted to men who know how to play, and at the same time is cocky and funny.

    It attracts a woman once you manage to present both of the activities together because, it helps to decrease your conceit, and increase your appeal. When men are able to strike equilibrium between their arrogance in the exact ratio then they are able to attract a woman. Instead of answering all the questions asked by the girl, try answering a few of them to yourself, and change focusing on fun emotions. If you manage to point out a subject that chills a woman or suits her, then you have the game half won. Being cocky and funny should not mean that you are only trying to end up in sex with her, it is rather about impressing upon the woman.

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