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Archive for September, 2010

Funny Wedding Cake Toppers to Enjoy

The wedding celebration is a one time event in most of our lives if not for the legal separations that exist. In this manner, we would want to make sure that everything is going to be utterly perfect not only for the benefit of the hosts but the guests. The success of such an event is going to be measured on the good comments of the people involved,  may it be how they enjoyed and found it memorably lasting.

The cake slicing would be one of the parts of the reception program which showcase the splendor of the wedding cake. It is in this portion that we can add some personal touch and humor by using funny wedding cake toppers. These icons seize the attention of the people as it is on the topmost of the cake, the reason why its configuration should be well thought of.

Most of the couples would immensely appreciate this icon if it goes well with their personal preference which may be based on their common passion. It could me made according to movie themes, literary icons, or sports scenarios provided that it has a twist of humor.  The fun segment itself should be sensitive enough so as to avoid offending the visitors.  These funny wedding cake toppers can be acquired in two ways.

First through negotiation with your hired cake decorator, in order to be certain that the design you have chosen for your cake topper will not go beyond the theme of the event. Second through the help of online cake shops and wedding stores where you are going to be given a variety of options for an icon. In purchasing this way, you have to make sure that the design of the funny wedding cake topper will blend perfectly with the motif. The latter is undoubtedly the cheaper alternative in this feat.

Learn more unique wedding ideas over at the wedding coordinator website.

Edel Mabalay is a writer and tour guide based in Manila, Philippines.


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Most professional speech writers think that wedding reception guests are one of the hardest audiences to write for. This is because of the huge diversity of the audience, which will normally consist of a variety of different ages, sexes and religions. Some guests will be sober, others not so!

In addition to this the wedding audience is made up of many different social groups from the groom’s side and the bride’s side. Amongst these are close personal friends, immediate family, distant family, work colleagues, acquaintances, and neighbors. This makes it very difficult to judge the extent that you can get away with saying things, and where exactly any boundaries lie.

Such a wide range of social groups means that there will be many people present at the groom’s speech who do not know many other guests. This will make them feel slightly excluded and will help to reinforce any inhibitions they may already have, making them less receptive to your humor.

Grooms speeches need to be functional, sincere, and with just the right amount of humor. The speech needs to be more light-hearted than the father of the bride’s speech, but not as outright comedic as the best man’s speech.

You need to work out a way of thanking all those that need be without it sounding as you are reading from a list. You need to be sincere but at the same time humorous. This is a very difficult balance to achieve for an inexperienced writer, and requires a certain amount of thought, planning, and rehearsing.

I have had the misfortune to attend weddings where the hapless groom plunders quickly and nervously through a succession of well worn clichés, then ends with a feeble attempt at humor, which is greeted with a stony silence from the audience. This is not very fun to watch, or to be a part of.

Try wherever possible to include a few choice one-liners in your groom’s speech If you practice them beforehand you should be able to hone the delivery to perfection. It does need to be genuinely funny though, so you should try it out on just one or two people first.

Of course the speech needs to consist of much more than a few funny one-liners. You can get examples of really good speech ideas from books written by professional speech writers, in which you will be able to find many speech examples that you can weave together seamlessly into a quality speech you would be proud to give, and which will be well received.

Click on this link for full details of Sample Groom Speeches – where you can get more information on excellent sample grooms speeches, and grooms speech templates, including up to thirty very high quality prewritten speeches, along with piles of sample toasts. And what’s more all of this information can be on your computer within minutes from now. Here is that link again for full details of Sample Groom Speeches .


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10 Hilarious Slogans for Mens Funny T-Shirts

There are so many mens funny t-shirts out there it’s no wonder they are so popular at the moment. With slogans ranging from slightly amusing, odd, retro, or even just outright offensive, they all grab attention and shock on different levels in different ways. Here’s a few of my favourites (some of them may offend or shock you)…

1. “I Beat Anorexia” – Only really funny when worn by fat people.

2. “I’ve had it up to HERE with midgets” (with a hand pointing to a line across the belly of the shirt!)

3.”Body of a god, shame it’s Buddah”

4. “Jesus Loves You – everyone else thinks you’re a c***”

5. “Ask me about my violent reactions to stupid questions”

6. “Screw the recession, let’s have a session”

7. “I taught your girlfriend that thing you like”

8. “I put the SENSUAL into NON-CONSENSUAL”

9. “Not tonight ladies, I’m just here to get drunk”

10. “I put the LAUGHTER into MANSLAUGHTER”

Well, if you laughed at any of those (I sure hope you did) then I bet you’re wondering where you can buy mens funny t-shirts printed with such hilarious sayings and slogans as these. There are actually so many online t-shirts stores on the internet that it can be difficult to know which one is going to give you the best service and the best quality shirts.

The main thing to look out for is websites that seem to be REALLY cheap. If you find a website that sells t-shirts for next to nothing, the chances are that the quality of the t-shirts they are selling are very lightweight and are likely to shrink in the wash, or lose their shape very quickly. This would be fine but I reckon you’re going to want to wear your purchase more than once, maybe several times in fact. Cheap t-shirts usually means poor value for money. Spend a couple of dollars/pounds extra and get something that’s built to last.

Another thing to be wary of is excessive postage or shipping charges. Choose a seller who displays their shipping charges up front. There’s nothing worse than adding a bunch of funny t-shirts you like to your basket and then being smacked in the face with an unreasonable charge for posting!

So have fun t-shirt shopping, have some laughs, and don’t get ripped off!

Dave Thornton writes about t-shirts, and currently runs a great big funny t-shirts site over at www.bestfunnyt-shirts.com


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The statistics are finally to hand! Number of people dead from public speaking in the last 2 decades equals zero. Who would have thought that. So we can be reasonably sure that making a funny wedding speech is even safer than flying – not even those wondeful airline statistics can match this one.

We believe that delivering a funny wedding speech is the best way of settling nerves, winning over an audience and keeping the tone light; after all its a wedding – a happy occasion. To get it across properly though, you need to control the jitters that come with public speaking.

If you are inclined to betting, heres a sure thing: when you stand up to deliver a funny wedding speech at a reception not one person in your audience will notice that your knees are shaking or that your hands are clammy. Put money on that. No matter how experienced you are at delivering a wedding speech, the adrenaline rush and a certain amount of the jitters will be present, as learned from dozens of people who have been there. You can make book on that too.

Nothing will take away the sense of trepidation that standing up amongst a large group of your peers and delivering a speech will generate. It is a genuinely courageous act. But it is also an action that will reward you with a sense of satisfaction and an adrenaline rush unlike anything else you can do with all your clothes on. Accept that preparation, although extremely important, will not take away the trepidation you may feel, but simply make you better prepared and more confident of a successful conclusion to your funny wedding speech and a suitably impressed audience.

There are many resources available for learning speech craftsmanship. The best and most widespread is Toastmasters International – look them up in your area. The meetings are fun and you will learn to control your fear by preparing good speeches. (No, we are not a secret recruitment agency for Toastmasters. They are just very good at what they do.)

The biggest problem with anyone looking at locating resources to help is that time plays a very important part. We are constantly reviewing help resources and the very best we can find are posted here. Have a look and good luck.

Pete Steel was a member of Toastmasters for several years. He reviews funny wedding speech books and writes about wedding speech etiquette.


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Funny Gadget Gifts Buy Online Now!

There are some universal gifts, that most girls really love, so if you’re stuck on a gift to a woman, these are some ideas on choosing gifts that any ladies will love, from your squeeze to your mum.

Ladies like to look and smell good, so you’ve got the apparent choices of bath products and make up, as a gift to a woman. There’s a huge assortment of beautiful sets of bath products online, not the run of the mill stuff, which you find in your average superstore.

Another surefire way to a girlfriend’s's heart is to choose lovable gifts for girl. Women like lovable gifts, as they like to see that their man has a softer side. You can consider cute figures, or collectibles. You know their interests, so you can use this as a basis to choose lovable gifts for girl.

What about funny contraption gifts?

Funny gizmo gifts are another good choice present to a lady. What about something similar to a palm massager? It’s quirky and will help relax a girl at the end of a difficult day, or she’ll use it in the middle of day to knead out any troubles.

Another well-liked gift to a girl is kitchenware, as they spend lots of time in the kitchen, preparing delicious meals for their man, so another choice is some high quality cookware.

Along the same lines of good decisions of a gift to a lady is household items, like tables, lamps and mirrors. Something that reinforces the home and shows thoughtfulness is a present that will be appreciated.

You’ve got to set your consciousness on impressing the ladies in your life ( girlfriend, mum, sister etc. ), by putting some extra thought into the present to a lady. The web is a perfect avenue to finding those special gifts to a woman, from funny gadget gifts to lovable gifts for girl.

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Funny videos for your amusement

Technological advancement has enabled us to come up with many ways to have fun. One of them is to shoot and enjoy funny videos.

The last century was revolutionary in the technological sense. Many development work happened in the century that defined the history of the world. New means of entertainment like cinema, radio and television came up to amaze and amuse the humans. When the moving pictures was invented people marveled at the moving images. When humans heard radio for the first time they were surprised that one can actually hear voice of people sitting far away from them. The advent of television surprised people with their ability to show images and sounds live happening at far aways areas.

Later the advent of video recorder and video player were also amazing in the sense now normal people were able to record and see moving image at their homes. It was a revolution as far as entertainment was considered. It resulted in many people recording and watching their funny videos at home. Some TV programmes started that showed home videos shot by viewers. People got a thrill by seeing their moving pictures being telecast on TV networks.

Due to technical advancement, the prices of video recorders and players have come down fast. Now watching videos have become quite popular. After the advent of the Internet, people got the opportunities to showcase their home made videos to the worldwide audience. Now a days there are many popular web portals that host videos shot by users. People can record and upload their videos online to show to the whole world. They can also share the same also to their online friends by sending them the link provided by the video hosting website.

The advancement in technology of capturing images and sound in good quality has also made it possible to shoot an entire feature film on video and show them to the audience in cinema halls. It is besides the fast growth of home made funny videos that are spread all over the Internet.

Deepak Saxena has written extensively on funny videos and other related subjects. To see more of his articles kindly visit : http://www.fundoofun.com/.


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Are you stressed out due to work pressure or due to your family? Do you need a daily laughter? Have you ever tried searching for funny stupid, humorous, silly quotes?

Reading quotes is one of the best ways to be happy. It acts as a stress buster and helps you release your daily tensions. These quotes or sayings are becoming increasingly popular day by day because of this only. Everyday millions of people search for funny stuff on the internet. This trend is increasing day by day because the world is now gripped with stresses. Not only old, but now teens are also so much stressed out that the rate of crime is increasing at an alarming pace.

So what is the solution to curb this increasing stress menace? If we see internet statistics, jokes, quote and sayings, funny pictures rank among top 50 searched items. So the best way to be happy is to spend 5-10 minutes per day reading jokes, quotes or seeing funny pictures. But now the other problem also arises, i.e. internet is filled with so much stuff which parents don’t want the children to see. So if you are worried about safe sites for your children then stop worrying about it. I am going to tell you how you can enjoy with clean jokes and pictures on internet.

The very first way is to use strict control on search engines. Google offers a strict moderate or no filter option. Keep it strict and save your preferences. Moreover you should narrow your search to specific keywords. Writing just jokes will fetch you millions of results but those would be not safe for all children. Instead search for clean jokes or jokes for children and enjoy those jokes, pictures with family.

I will conclude it with few quotes

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

- Gracie Allen

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

- Kin Hubbard

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

- H. L. Mencken

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Funny dreams

Have you ever laughed out in your dream? If so , you must dreamed some funny things or you did something that you can’t make in the reality, such as you did a great golf shot in the dream. As the nightmares may bring us a bad mood, the funny dreams will make us feel happy in a whole day. It’s magical, right? Let’s see this article which about some funny experience in those nice dreams.

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I’m often anxious to see what the day will bring.I think I’ve stumbled upon the reason for my early rise and my cheery outlook. But my wife. Yes, she brightens up my days and has given me tremendous motivation, though she still sleeps later than I do, and she tends to grumble, though not too badly.

There’s another reason, and this also involves my wife. I believe that laughter is the best medicine, and she makes me laugh. More so, I think a happy attitude is contagious, and the reason I wake

up happy might be this: my wife laughs in her sleep. I kid you not. She laughs out loud. So loud that I’m frequently awakened by her nocturnal guffaws. Sometimes it begins as a chuckle, but many

times the laughter just erupts, like she just saw the funniest thing in the world. How can I help but be amused and feel happy myself when I’m treated to this many nights out of a week.

 

There’s more while still asleep, she tells me what she was laughing about. Here’s are the most recent accounts.One night she rolls over and begins her laughing. I wake up, and wait for her to

settle down. Then I ask “What’s so funny?”I wasn’t expecting a response, but to my surprise she answered me while still sound asleep. She said “Mrs. Juniper said the juniper wouldn’t grow much

taller than two feet, but she planted it and the damn thing took off, and it’s still growing! Ha ha ha ha….” Then she began to snore again.

 

I shook my head, rolled over and settled in for the remainder of the night, knowing that we’d both get a kick out the story when I recalled it the following day. We did.The most recent episode was

even better, stranger. This time it seemed like I was already awake before she started laughing, maybe she had been chuckling first and that roused me.

 

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