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Archive for September, 2011

Somehow this weird feeling of my lips makes me VERY self-conscious of my face when I laugh or smile, becoz the first time when i had this feeling I was laughing to a friend’s joke and then he told me something like “dunno how to smile”.

After this incident, i somehow keep remembering this weird feeling of my lips that when i am with people i feel stress all the time. It just feels weird laughing or even smiling to people becoz of this weird feeling. I think this weird feeling cause me to have weird facial expressions when I laugh or smile becoz someone in school once wrote on the table that I have a “kuku” face.

It is also hard for me to smile when greeting people. Instead i always nod my head when i greet people. Also i find it hard to laugh among with people becoz i am afraid i look weird in front of them.

Now i just feel like a numb social retard.

Someone please tell me how to get rid of this weird feeling of my lips so that i can look good when i laugh or smile.

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    It is the strangest thing, but I never thought it was until a friend pointed it out. If I find something honestly and truly funny and laugh, my hands get tingly and numb and its as if they loose theyre funtion for a few minutes – I can’t write or anything. Is this normal? If so why?

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      Like “America’s Funniest” etc or stuff online? I’m a safety trainer and I use these kind of videos to stimulate discussion, but almost everyone’s first reaction is to laugh when they see things like people on ladders that fall over and so on. Any ideas?

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        My daughter is 4 months old and I dont think she is laughing yet. She smiles and makes a little high pitched shreik and some other type of noise, and babbles alot. But still nothing that resembles a giggle or “normal” laugh? Should I be worried?

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          Sunday, my bunch had a cat party in the bathroom which ended up with a box of 1000 q-tips being torn open and strewn all over the room. When I busted them, they all donned innocent faces and stared up at me like “what???”! I laughed so hard I could barely pick them up. Do you get angry or just laugh it off?

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            How can you mock God when he gets the last laugh?

            God gets the last laugh. Either you get saved and repent
            or you go to hell. That’s not a threat, that’s just the facts
            of the matter.

            How can you mock someone who created the Heavens
            and the Earth?

            That’s like me mocking a millionaire when i’m poor.

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              I’ve heard girls say that they won’t date a guy if he doesn’t make her laugh. Seriously how many guys out there are comedians anyway? What if the girl is funnier than the guy; does the guy still have to be funny or is it just ok to laugh at her jokes. I’d be happy with a funny girl.

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                Most people like to laugh. I particularly love the times when something makes you laugh so hard that is hurts! Can you remember a time when that happened to you? If so, what made you laugh so hard?

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                  I am primarily interested in something that will erase laugh lines and under eye wrinkles/bags.Thank you.
                  Nayi: Thank you very much.

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                    There is this girl I like and it is going to sound weird but I have seen some of the guys she has went out with, and she is out of there league by far. But she won’t go out with me and its driving me nuts, like I said it is going to sound weird but I swear it is because I don’t make her laugh as much as some of my friends. Her and I talk to each other a lot but I don’t I can’t make it work.

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