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I heard that it’s a very prestigious college and I want to attend the best. I’m surprised that people laugh at me because I feel they should encourage me to better myself. I honestly have never heard of the Electoral College until a friend mentioned it to me. Whoever knew that trying to go to College would be so d*mn complicated.

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    Everytime i ask my buddies at work if they want to come over and enjoy a grilled spicy sausage or bratwurst they laugh. Some of my family is German and i dont understand why they laugh at me.

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      I am constantly picked on, ridiculed talked about, and laughed at at school. I’ve been going though this stuff for almost five years now. This morning a group of girl walked past me in the hallway and they looked and me and started whispering and snickering at me.Why is it that every school year I get made fun of by most of the student body at my school? Am I that much of a loser? I am that pathetic and worthless that even strangers will laugh at me?

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        Lets say someone at work is showing a video of a cat peeing on a dog on their computer at work, and everyone is laughing hysterically and you dont find it funny. You see the humor but you just dont think its laugh-out-loud funny. Do you pretend to laugh?
        I usually do pretend but its hard to laugh when you dont really mean it! I have a sense of humor, but not over that kind of stuff. Why do I feel like I have to go along and laugh? Does anyone else do this?

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          Jokes That Will Offend Almost Everyone

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            Cool T shirts are getting popular by the day, especially among the college going kids. The fun elements of these T-shirts arouse curiosity in the minds of people around. Many of these T-shirts also give people a reason to share a good laugh. Great jokes and one-liners printed on the shirts make them a hit among teens. Some of these one-liners are topical and pertain to specific situations and event while others are old timers with laughing quotient intact. Many Tees are available with sexual connotations while the others preach the onlookers. No matter what you personality and age is, these T-shirts are a revolutionary style statement.

             

            These tees are all about the fashion statement, idea, and attitude of world you reside in. Adorn funny T-shirts with confidence and relish reactions by people around you. The best party is that you can also get the tees customized with the quotes you like. Wear it one a casual day out or a party with your friends to look cool. You will find people wearing these funny T shirts everywhere. Some of the graphics are subtle and some go overboard. So whether you like to keep it simple or elaborate, these T shirts will offer you something to look your best.

             

            These T-shirts are liked by girls as well as boys as witty T-shirts without getting offended. Some of the designs that tickle a funny bone in some are considered offending by others. Why people wear these offensive T-shirts is as diverse as designs offered by them. Some seek to amuse others, some offend, and others want to grab eyeballs. And these tees are capable of grabbing attention of the onlookers perfectly. You can also pick one of t-shirts for breaking the ice and flirting with opposite sex.

             

            Also, consider gifting one of these funny T-shirts to your friend or loved ones. What better than gifting something that can cheer the receiver immediately? Share light jokes printed on the tees by checking the variety online. Consider the personality of the receiver and then buy a t-shirt that he/she will cherish forever. Receiver can make political and social statement by wearing one of the tees with opinion and message that shows his/her personal identity too. When one adorns funny T-shirt, the person is telling the world what he/ she believes in.

             

            Women and men no more have to use cheesy pick up lines, funny T shirts give a great option to state their interests and beliefs in a simple manner. While looking for these tees online, you will be spoilt for choice. Even without graphics, these tees look great with innovate message and one-liners emblazoned on front. With unique designs, plain prose without graphics successfully catches the attention of many people around. Font your personal style with attractive font on these cools tees. Whether you are thinking of buying these t-shirts for yourself or for your friends, funny tees very well bring out your humorous side in front of everyone around you. So look online and pick cool tees right away.

             

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            Stupid Static Electricity Prank Fools Everyone!!


            Magic Tricks Revealed: It appears like you’re shooting a sugar packet with static electricity. But when your friends try it, they just end up looking silly! This effect has everything: it’s fun to do, it looks impressive, it makes you feel like you’ve got superpowers, and most importantly… It lets you make someone look like an idiot. This episode of Scam School teaches you how to do this prank right!

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            Funny Jokes and Humor – Something for Everyone

            Humor is an essential part of our lives, is as necessary as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much money we make (in some cases!). The truth is that without humor we are as good as dead. Humor brightens our day and changes our entire perspective about our daily routines in a second. Yes, that’s the power of humor, it is so big that the entertainment industry is currently is above the real estate market (as far as earnings), but don’t take my word for it, look it up!. A decent comedian in comedy central makes more money than a mortgage broker without having all the work related stress.

            Now that we have established that humor is great, an important part of our lives and big business, lets start by analyzing the way humor affects our daily life. If you have a desk job, work within a big corporation, are in sales, etc. you have probably noticed that once in a while there comes a person who with just a few words brightens your day, or there is a co-worker you just can’t imagine being without, no, I’m not talking about being in love, we are referring to humor.

            It is a fact that most of the people (91.3% actually) who find a job boring, will end up leaving it in less than 3 months. That is just terrible from an employer’s point of view, they loose money by training new employees every few months. Employers and most companies know this, that is why we often hear, “A company name, the best place to work at”, or during the recruitment process we hear “Our company is a leader of this rapidly growing market and offers a fun environment to work at”. What statements like that usually mean is you’ll be buried in paperwork and running around all day long, but off course some people like to work hard so they are the 1% exception. There is nothing funny about jobs like that but they have to advertise it that way to get people interested.

            Every now and then, we come across certain individuals who overcame their environment or simply have a different perspective of life who break the ice with a funny sentence, others simply try to memorize jokes and funny quotes, but when they forget about a critical line of the joke they crash and burn, they know it and so does everybody else but people end up laughing because of “social respect”.

            For instance, don’t you feel a bit awkward every time someone who you know, is not a good at telling jokes, and this person constantly tries to break the ice with his/her less than funny jokes?, it has happened to me and everyone. I just wish that for once I wouldn’t be the one saying the bad jokes!.

            Not everyone has joke telling talents, and that’s OK. But people who know don’t have such talent shouldn’t attempt stunts like these in public. There are many comedians I can reference to but I’ll quote Ronald Reagan (Yeah, the president). Regardless of his highly stressful occupation (and age), he was a “mentally hilarious” person who knew how to deliver a good-funny line at the right moment. For example:

            – When asked by a reporter what kind of Governor he would be (back in 1966), he answered “I don’t know. I’ve never played a governor.”

            – When he was asked about the deficit the country was going through he said “I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”

            – When asked about the Government views on economy, instead of talking about foreign exchange markets, interests, war etc. he said “Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”

            – Or, “Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”

            As you see by these few examples show that being funny has nothing to do with lengthy jokes, its all about delivery and honest but simple lines, an average person can understand. By average I mean 93.4% of the population.

            Learning how to use irony, juxtaposition and delivery can set you apart from the rest of the boring people, so help change the world for the best.

            By the way, did you know that over 95% of all statistics are made up in the spot?; you might just want to keep that in mind!.

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