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    he wants to be famous like Frank Sinatra ,A few people Laugh Then ? check this awesome, performance-Standing ovation acclamation -and approval June 29-2010

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    Funny Top Ten Lists – Advice from a List Master

    Select a target audience and stay focused on it. 

    Although it may seem counter-intuitive, the more carefully you design funny top ten lists to appeal to a rather narrowly defined audience, the larger your overall audience will become. You must face the fact that humorous top ten lists can not be all things to all people. 

    If you try to appeal to everyone, you will end up appealing to no one in particular. And that’s the kiss of death for funny top ten lists. Your aim should be to develop a loyal following of readers who will enthusiastically sing your praises to their like-minded friends. Birds of a feather really do flock together. 

    Avoid the use of obscenities. 

    It has become quite common for stand-up comedians to use obscene language for its shock value. In fact, there are many performers whose entire act is based upon their use of foul, offensive language. However, this practice has reached the stage of diminishing returns. Obscenities have not only lost their shock value, but most audiences realize that their use is just a lazy attempt to get unearned laughs. 

    Audiences may still laugh when watching a foul-mouthed stand-up comedian, but here’s the important point: they are much less likely to seek out obscene material when searching for humorous entertainment online. Most women are unlikely to be amused by it, and men generally become bored by the repetitive use of written obscenities rather quickly. 

    Besides, there are many good substitutes for obscenities. You just have to become a bit more creative. As a rule, such substitutes are far funnier than the obscenities themselves. If you discipline yourself to consistently use the safer synonyms, you will be rewarded with a larger and far more appreciative audience for your funny top ten lists. 

    Don’t number your lists backward from 10 to 1. 

    If you use the David Letterman style top ten list, in which the list builds up to an ultimate punch line, you are sending a very bad message: Namely, that the first several entries won’t be very good; the ones in the middle will be mediocre; and only the last few entries are likely to be very funny. 

    Instead, like the best novelists, you should start with a great “hook,” maintain a high level of excitement in the middle, and top off your list with an outstanding conclusion. This means that you should put your best entries in the number 1, 2, 5, 9 and 10 positions. Then, the slightly less-than-hilarious entries can be placed in the 3, 4, 6, 7 and 8 slots, without causing any noticeable loss of momentum. 

    Develop a reliable system for finding new material. 

    A lack of new material in the pipeline is one of the greatest sources of anxiety for those of us who create funny top ten lists. It’s hard to be humorous during a panic attack. 

    Devising funny top ten lists is all about finding a germ of truth that your audience will recognize, and instantly relate to, in their everyday lives. Fortunately, truth is not only stranger than fiction, but it’s also much funnier than anything you could make up. And those amusing truths can consistently be found in everyday events. 

    That’s why news reports of current events, whether they appear on television, in newspapers, or on the Internet, are an endless mother lode of humorous material for any serious composer of funny top ten lists. 

    These reports are also good sources of one-liners, currently popular expressions, and words that tickle the funny bone. Experienced comedy writers often compile computerized lists of such materials, because they can quickly be retrieved, and used to break through some very frustrating writer’s blocks. 

    So there you have them: Four practical insights about creating funny top ten lists that you won’t have to learn by painful trial and error. 

    Copyright 2009. Funniest Top Ten Lists. All rights reserved.

    Don G. Asmus is the List Master at Funniest Top Ten Lists, where he consistently writes the funniest top ten lists on the Internet.
    http://www.FunniestTopTenLists.com


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    That GTA IV multi-player clip of the guy punching someone and running away felt so funny to me that I went and looked through some of my favorite clips of them from them over the past few months that actually made me laugh out loud. I downloaded them and edited out boring parts. Worse highlights are found here: www.justin.tv

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    Tips On How To Be Funny- Learn From The Comedians

    Tips on how to be funny

    To be funny you have to keep your energy level up. When I say energy level I mean always having that high alive spirit ( just don’t start smoking). Comedians always find a way to make something funny right out of nothing and they can immediately think of a joke and a new punck line from thin air. Have you ever heard of Dave Chappelle, If you have ever seen his stand up comedy you will wonder “damn how does this guy do it?”

    To be funny you have to realize that it is happening every moment whether if is seriuos or sad. If the moment is akward then even better.

    Funny people rarely take things seriuosly and you can’t tell when they are serious. There is a loop hole in every situation that can be perfect to just trow in a joke about it. Try this: Have your friend sit next to a girl you know and then walk up to her lift your hand like you where going to give her a high five and then high five your friend.

    Here is another When a girl tells you ” I don’t like ugly men” then you simply respond with ” ok well, I don’t usually date obese women either but with you I thought I make an exception.”

    Funny is happening now as we speak. The more ironic something seems to be the more funny it is and the more jokes or stories you have to tell.

    If you watch comedy central, you will realize how comedians are always making fun of celebreties. If you know what is happen and are up with whats going on in the world news, you can think of something to catch peoples attention. George Bush was the most dumb president of them all and comedy central made sure of that by honoring him with his own cartoon show(which is probably not up anymore).

    Celebreties are always picked on by comedians. Why? because is always interesting how these celebreties that many people look up to can sometimes do stupid things to humiliate themselves for the sake of entertainment.

    Another thing to add to your funny is complaints. Thins that many people can’t get their hands on like, a lot of money, getting laid, politics, their boss at work, corney movies, getting hot women to pay attention to you. The point is that to be funny you have to find a way to laugh at everything.

    To be a funny person you have to get on that mind learn to write stand up comedy LEARN TO BE FUNNY CLICK HERE


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    Funny T-Shirts from Foul Mouth

    This generation has taken making a statement of self to the next level with their piercings, tattoos and their some-what vulgar and possibly offensive funny t-shirts. With no concerns about being politically correct and with fists shaking telling the world you do not care what they have to say, foulmouthtshirts.com is bound to be your new favorite place.

    This wonderful site was created with the first amendment in mind, the freedom of speech. And they have taken it to a whole new level. While they laugh in the face of common decency and decorum they take their business very seriously. They have brought the wondrous world of funny t shirts only a mouse click away.

    Foulmouthtshirts.com offers a huge selection of novelty shirts, and the more offensive their funny t shirts are, the better for you. With the goal to see their offensively funny t shirts all over the U.S. and any U.S. Military address, Canada, Great Britain, N. Ireland, Japan, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, New Zealand, Australia and The Netherlands, they seek top quality t shirts to begin with, nearly a whole ounce thicker than any other company. That way you can wear your favorite funny t-shirts for many years to come without worry of thinning fabric.

    Their ‘laugh-out-loud’ funny t shirts come in a variety of categories such as funny stupid t shirts, cheap funny t shirts, and funny offensive t shirts. As well as having several different styles to choose from men’s t shirts, tanks, sleevless t shirts and long sleeve t shirts, hoodies, girly tee’s, spaghetti strap tanks, girly tanks, and baby dolls. And in 16 different colors from military green, funeral black and gold digger with sizes small to 6x. Foul Mouth T Shirts carries more the shirts, now with their lineup of ‘sexy’ underwear too. Thongs with cute, obscene sayings like ‘I come first’, ‘Dinner is served’, ‘Make me purr’ and of course the custom thong. Here the ability to write whatever catches your fancy (check your own spelling) have it written on one of four colors (red, black, pink and white) then choose your size (small, medium and large) and done.

    The ability to customize your very own obscene funny t shirts is also there, and if they like what you come up with, they just might make available to everybody.

    This article was written by Alex Whalley. If you have an interest in funny t shirt slogans or have been looking for funny t shirts for men for that special man in your life then look no further than www.floumouthshirts.com.


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    From The Ground Up:HowToShoot In The 70s.

    Revolutionary New Golf Method That Works On The Premise Of Teaching The Key Elements In The Proper Order.
    From The Ground Up:HowToShoot In The 70s.

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    Funny Scenes From “COPS”


    Funny Scenes of the TV show “COPS” an excert from “Cops – Too Hot For TV” *I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS CLIP, NEITHER AUDIO OR VIDEO*

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