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Sep.28,2011You know the kind of laugh the you cant stop, when you struggle to breathe and your sides hurt!
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Filed Under : Articles by admin Jul.22,2011My baby is 4 1/2 mths old and has not laughed out loud yet. Just wondering when others laughed and what made them laugh. Thanks!
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Filed Under : Articles by admin Jun.19,2010Constructing a doghouse sounded like an easy job to do – and it was. I possessed a lot of great ideas of just what I wanted in my dog house. I thought about creating and also building the doghouse completely myself, yet I started to have second thoughts. I am lucky I re-thought my plan because the undertaking would not have gone as well if I had not gotten my hands on a terrific set of doghouse plans.
The Start of the Project
At the outset, I thought it would not be all that tough to draft my own pattern for the dog house and put it together over the course of a few days. Now, while this might be feasible, I found I saved time & money simply by obtaining a reliable blueprint – the plans included a supplies and hardware list to ensure that I was able to budget accordingly.
My family started to laugh when I told them I was going to create a doghouse myself. I had setup some other projects around the house and they know me very well – I have a tendency to abandon projects when they get a little beyond my comfort zone.
Wanting to show my family completely wrong, I decided quickly that this was the project I would complete. First item on my checklist was to make certain I budgeted the right way and also made sure I had reduced my trips to the hardware store. I needed my checklist to be perfect and obtain all I needed on the initial journey.
Have a Plan – Set of Plans, that is.
Having an excellent set of doghouse plans helped me to go through the many steps I would need to take prior to beginning the project and so would avoid any kind of unwanted complications that may crop up. Soon after acquiring my dog house plans, I discovered that if I was going to go at this entirely by myself using design and build, I would certainly have obtained the wrong type of lumber and might have actually made my dog extremely sick.
This set of doghouse plans saved me precious money & time as well as complications. I discovered it is easier to make adjustments to a set of plans than to draw them up from scratch. Time is money and I had been able to accomplish my weekend project on schedule and on budget with minimal trips to the hardware store.
Project Complete?
After all of the incomplete projects that are still gathering dust in my garage, I learned a really valuable lesson – I saved time, money and also my sanity simply by purchasing a terrific set of doghouse plans. I discovered the plans were worthy of the nominal price.
I also found it less difficult to begin thinking about other projects I’d like to perform around the house. The possibilities became unlimited to me.
I was no longer afraid to tackle something I had not done before and I was in a position to show everybody precisely what I am capable of!
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Filed Under : Articles by admin Jun.12,2010We all know most diets that are invented all had one thing in common: they persuade us to lose weight by eating less. That’s why some people call is “die with a t.” But do you know that you can still enjoy eating food regularly, maybe eating more, and still drop some pounds? You might laugh now, but read on if you’re still interested.
One magic word you should learn when it comes to dieting is “metabolism.” Basically, metabolism is the process of giving us the energy we need to do the thing we have to do. The faster your metabolism is, the more calories you can lose. This is where eating to lose weight comes in. This might sound a little unusual, but eating more often actually helps you to increase your metabolism. Now, you don’t have to worry about skipping a meal and fasting to lose weight. You see, while you eat, you spend some energy into digesting the food. That’s 100 to 200 calories burned every time you eat. So instead of the usual 3 meals a day, you can spread your food intake 5 to 6 times a day.
By eating often, you keep your metabolism at its peak by keeping it working. You also keep your appetite in check. Sometimes, it just seems too long – 5 or 6 hours maybe – before your next meal comes, and you end up eating in-between meals. By eating more often, you feel less tempted to binge once you feel the hunger pangs. By sticking to eating to lose weight, you also get the added benefit of having more energy to do things, keeping you alert all day.
But eating to lose weight doesn’t mean you eat full meals every time. Because you eat more frequently, your portions should be smaller, too. It depends on how you like it. You can eat equal small portions every time you eat, or you can eat small snacks alternately with a slightly bigger portion of meals. You can bring these snacks every where so you can eat them whenever you’re hungry. You can munch on peanuts, sliced fruits and veggies, wheat crackers, and more. One thing is for sure, you won’t be fasting to lose weight. By eating frequently, you trick your brain into thinking that your body is actually getting more food, equating frequency with quantity.
There are a lot of examples of food to eat to lose weight. These types of food are called negative calorie food, because it takes more calories to digest and burn them than the calories you actually intake when you eat them. So the more you eat them, the more calories you burn. A lot of fruits, like apples, mangoes, peaches, grapefruit, and different kind of berries are definitely food to eat to lose weight and burn the calories away. Vegetables like broccoli, tomato, asparagus, and cucumber can also go a long way.
So show your friends that eating to lose weight is definitely the way to go. Once you’ve shown your svelte figure, you will certainly have the last laugh.
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Filed Under : Articles by admin Jun.7,2010It’s an age-old dating question, “do women like funny men, and if so why”? Yes, in general women are drawn to men that can make them laugh when they’re on a date as long it isn’t slapstick or vulgar in nature, isn’t cruel to others, and isn’t forced. Granted, these preferences can change if you continue to date a particular woman but what I’ve stated above are pretty good guidelines to start with.
Women inherently tend to think that men who are funny are more intelligent than men who aren’t but again let me stress that it depends on the type, the timing, and the target of the so called humor. Some humor is meant to be mindless and therefore is observed and processed that way in a woman’s brain. However, unless a woman already knows you are mindful, you do not want start having “mindless moments”.
Okay, so we’ve determined that most women like men that can make them laugh and why that is so, and we have set some guidelines as to what sort of humor (most) women prefer, so now let’s determine what makes one guy funny and the other not. Simply put, it’s timing and the ability to easily pull in thoughts out of context and “assemble” them in a unexpected way. If you know what I’m talking about then you are probably naturally funny. If you don’t then you may have a tough go at it.
Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t say you have a poor sense of humor I merely stated that you may not often be the source of the humor, at least not intentionally. There, I’ve said what most won’t dare tell you! Some guys just aren’t funny! If you’re one of the “non-funny” don’t lose hope. Here’s the easiest way to become funny…Carefully observe men you personally know that can make women laugh seemingly at will, and pay attention to how they do it! In other words, quietly shadow them and take notes.
Now, if you know someone who continuously just repeats jokes he has heard stand-up comics tell in their routines, do not shadow him ’cause he’s a copycat, and copycat humor is easy for any woman to see through in a very short time. There is one of these parrot-like creatures in virtually every workplace imaginable and I’m guessing you currently know someone like this. If you do, avoid him!
To sum it all up, in a one on one situation, women really are attracted to men who can make them laugh but no they don’t like “copycat comics”, forced attempts at humor, mean-spirited jokes, or jokes that appear to put them down in any way shape or form…Make her laugh, then make her laugh happily ever after.
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Pun apart, dictionary says a lawyer is a professional person authorized to practice law; conduct lawsuits or give legal advice. The famed legal encyclopedia ‘Thomas Gales’ goes further in describing a lawyer as “Any qualified person who prosecutes or defends causes in courts of record or other judicial tribunals”.
Most of the times the terms attorneys, counselor at law are interchangeably used with lawyers and they are perfect unless there is some expressive contraindication.
How Does One Become a Lawyer?
In order that one becomes a lawyer, he or she must obtain a degree at law after three years’ full time study at a law school (four years for part time course). The name of the course varies in different states within USA and other countries. And there is bachelor’s degree to be completed as pre requisite to admission to law colleges.
Before one could start off as lawyer in his or her state, he or she must pass the bar at law exam and for other states to admit them for practice law; there is another stipulated period of practice in their respective states.
Professional Remuneration
An attorney, under the ‘attorney’s lien’, is entitled for reasonable compensation from his/her clients, although, he/she is required by law to render some pro bono service. Lawyers have it in their rights to claim their rightful fees by retaining any property or money belonging to their clients. Nevertheless, there are many successful attorneys of international repute to whom their clients, both corporate and individual, are prepared to pay astronomical fees. One last word to the aspiring candidate: this is one highly rewarding field for the right candidate who works brilliantly and tirelessly.
Lawyers Obligations
Lawyers, the protectors of law, as they are acclaimed, have some obligations too, in lieu of their clients. Number one: Lawyers can’t just arbitrarily discontinue representing any one client unless, court permission is obtained by them. Two: Lawyers can’t, either willfully or unintentionally divulge to third parties and opponents etc, the details of the case as long as they co0ntinue to represent the clients. This is perhaps, by far the strongest protection to gullible clients from powerful elements in opposition and from scrupulous lawyers.
Having said all these, still a question remains unresolved! Why lawyers are the most laughed off professionals?
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They all laughed when I manifested my sailboat
And then they wanted to know how I did it…..
When I was in high school I met a friend of my mothers at her birthday party. His name was Arnold ad they had the same birthday on March 23, so they were both Aries…..that means a lot of non stop energy. Arnold was in sales and did well enough to buy the company. He was also a scratch golfer, and eventually owned his own golf course. He had been a semi pro hockey player, had no children and became my hero and mentor.
The first thing I learned from Arnold was how he used astrology to make sales. Being in my teens and really didn’t know what I wanted to be or do, other than to be like Arnold and make money selling, and to eventually own my own company. My Mom always taught me that I could be whatever I wanted to be……even to the point of lifting myself off the ground with one hand. Between them they instilled in me that I could have whatever I truly desired, if I wanted it badly enough.
My first manifestation was a sailboat and a membership at the local yacht club. I learned how to buy stocks in a company that went from one dollar to three dollars, like clockwork. I made enough to buy the boat and membetrship at age 17.
Next I got a sales job selling spices to restaurants on a commission basis where you keep getting paid so long as they keep buying the products….soup powders, gravies, jellos, puddihgs, etc.
A few sidetracks took me into Engineering at Uniiversity, and Acconting, my real genius was in sales. I excelled and was always in the top few, winning contests and making good money, on my way to owning my own business.
Although I took some detours into engineering and accounting to please my folks.
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Email at ManifestationMagic@gmail.com He has facilitated over 700 workshops and has posted testimonials on his sites. See more at
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Sitting in New Hampshire with a gathering of locals around a crowded restaurant table, Hillary Clinton fielded questions including one from an inquisitive lady asking, âHow do you do it?â Hillary Clinton, carpetbag Senatorette of New York, seized the question for a tear jerking response that was more telling than perhaps she wanted it to be. âItâs not easy,â she replied, âI couldnât do it if I just didnât passionately believe it was the right thing to do. I have so many opportunities from this country.â
After a pause, she brought out her best Bill Clinton lip biting look, coaxed up a quiver in her voice and mused, âI just donât want to see us fall backwards.â
Ok, stop. Stop right there.
She doesnât what to see us âfall backwardsâ? Backwards to what? She gave us the answer in that she doesnât want to fall backwards to where the opportunities that she has, as a woman, are taken from her.
Is this really something however that people seriously think might happen should Hillary not be coordinated the next President of the United States? Is it something Hillary seriously thinks? Are there really candidates running that would make her fears reality?
Is she seriously implying that if she isnât elected and if you dare pull a lever for a candidate other than her, or at the very least one that does not have that D next to their name, that you are going to be culpable when we go âbackwardsâ and women are chained barefoot to the stove for their husbands to have their way with and be forced to churn out babies? Of course she is because she knows that there is a segment of Americans who are so delusional and ignorant that such rhetoric will play well with.
You uncaring and heartless bastard! How dare you vote to send us âbackwardsâ! What are you? One of those evil, individual liberty promoting, God respecting, anti-big government telling you what to do conservatives?
How utterly trite considering that she has done nothing but run a campaign rooted in taking away opportunities from Americans. This is after all the woman that has made no secret about her plans to boldly exceed the authority of the Constitution and seize profits from corporations for âthe common goodâ while conveniently forgetting to mention that in doing so she is taking money out of every 401k, IRA and pension held by hard working Americans and jeopardizing their retirement security and savings. Thus making them even more dependant on government welfare in their old age.
Whatâs next? A decree about what sorts of light bulbs we can and cannot use? Oops. Sorry. Weâve already reached that point!
Want to talk about going âbackwardsâ? Elect Hillary Clinton and youâll see America going backwards so fast your head will spin. Like any other good promoter of the nanny state, Hillary Clinton would take America back to arbitrary oppression we once fought a blood war against and still struggle against to this day thanks to people that think like her. Weâve been there and done that. And just in the course of the existence of the United States so many others have tried similar plans only to watch them fail miserably.
But you have to understand. Seeking to revert our country to a point in time that we fought a war to escape from while adding more recent innovations in the realm of government control pioneered by Karl Marx is not âbackwardsâ to Clinton and others on the left. Oh no. Up is down. White is black. And besides why, sheâs âprogressiveâ after all! And donât you know that âprogressiveâ means âprogressâ?
What do you mean you are actually listening to what she says instead of what she claims to be? Oh, you must be one of those trouble makers that will have to be dealt with after she rises to power. Donât worry. She will deal with you later.
I know those of you on the left enamored by her and her ideology of taking things from one American and giving them to others she deems as worthy (hopefully you no doubt) probably agree with her. I know those of you on the left that have convinced yourself that liberty means oppression and oppression is progress applaud every time she speaks. And youâre in good company. Lots of other misguided Americans share your desire to completely wreck America, destroy liberty and remold it into a full blown nanny state.
But all this is is rhetoric from Hillary Clinton. There is no substance. There is no validity.
âProgressâ means replacing liberty with a full fledged, top down government similar to that of the former Soviet Union where Health Insurance, Universal pre-K, your income in retirement and even wages you can earn are dictated by the government.
Forget the fact that governmentâs track record on previous entitlements mandated from Washington is littered with failure after failure, never actually accomplish their goals and some are on the verge of insolvency. How much have we spent on the War on Poverty only to still have poverty? Poverty of course being defined by having only one big screen television, two cars and more living space than the average European? How many original promises of Social Security such as the incredibly low tax rate initially used and promised to never ever be increased have been broken just to keep up with the promised payments arbitrarily mandated?
And you still trust the government? You call this âprogressâ? Sure the shelves will be empty and there will be no one to provide you the health care, but at least youâll have it.
Obviously some people just think the problem is that we havenât had enough government control yet. For these folks apparently the average American having 20% of their paychecks confiscated by the federal government is not enough. And Hillary Clinton wants to be their leader; Queen of the Thieves.
But letâs be honest abut why Hillary really cried shall we? She cried because she was concerned going into New Hampshire that it wouldnât be her at the switches and levers after the 2008 election.
America first? Pfft. Yeah right. Think Hillary first. Like so many on the left she has a key weakness. She want to be the one to take us to oblivion. She craves the power. And sheâll even fight with her fellow travelers for the right to be the one spearheading the charge.
Why else should she cry over Barack Obama potentially being the nominee? Is he not enough of a Marxist for her taste? Will he not socialize health insurance properly? Will he not withdraw troops from the war on terror fast enough for her liking? Will he not kowtow to illegal immigrants like she would desire?
Later on after her tears had dried, Hilary answered questions about how her quivering lip seemed a little out of place. She responded with the cackling laugh weâve come to expect from her. Ah, good to know that Hillary is still the Hillary we know and fear.
She sure has come a long way from the screeching banshee who yells out phrases like âI am sick and tired,â at a volume that makes the ears of bats bleed. She certainly has come a long way from the candidate of inevitability she was not just a few short weeks ago. Although salvaging New Hampshire helped her hang on. She certainly has come a long way now having added practiced crying to her repertoire of emotions.
But while Hillary cried and then laughed, we, as freedom loving Americans, collectively hurled our lunches sick with the thought that she might actually win. It happened because of the knot in our stomach that formed at the thought that someone with ideas so widely discredited in experimental utopia after experimental utopia could be so close to being elected President of the land of the free.
She cried. She laughed. We puked.
Probably not the reaction Senatorette Hillary was hoping for.
J.J. Jackson is the owner of American Conservative Daily Blog. He is also the lead designer for The Right Things – Conservative Political T-shirts. His weekly articles and exclusive content can be found at Liberty Reborn.
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Filed Under : Articles by admin Many years ago I remarked to my friends during one of our chatting sessions- “One day cars will run on water”. I can still remember how they all laughed at me as if I was crazy. Among them was someone who knew so much about the mechanics of a car and how it works. He was the one that laughed the loudest and took time to explain to us, especially me, how it wasn’t possible for cars to EVER run on water, even 30% water.
I wish I could see his face right now while demonstrating the water car technology to him. For the rest of my friends who were there that day that I still contact, they are so filled with shame for ever laughing at me that day.
If you know anyone that has also doubted the workability of the water car technology, tell them that not only is it now workable but anyone can make it work from the comfort of their home.
That’s right. The water car technology can be made workable by just about anyone, who has access to the right information and the right devices needed.
How exactly this water car technology works?
This water car technology is the use of simple technology of putting together of home-made devices that use a little electricity out of your car’s battery to separate water into a gas called HHO (2 Hydrogen + 1 Oxygen). HHO, also known as Brown’s Gas or Hydroxy, burns beautifully and by so doing provides TONS of energy.
And the most remarkable beauty is that this pound for pound HHO gas is even much more potent than gasoline. In fact 3 times more potent than gasoline.
To get started, learn more about how this works and how you too can do it yourself on your car. With the power of the Internet you can find this information for free. When you arm yourself with this information you will be amazed at how easy it can be to make this water car technology work for you.
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Filed Under : Articles by admin May.27,2010Remember the old ad that used to run endlessly in magazines and newspapers:
“They laughed when I sat down at the piano…but when I started to play…” ?
I remember very well the first time I played piano for a group. They DID laugh. It was a disaster. I overheard the leader say “Let’s get somebody with some rhythm in there to play.”
Ouch!
That hurt. But I told myself right then and there that I would learn to play the piano so well that no one would ever laugh at me again.
Guess what?
Nobody laughs anymore. And they don’t laugh at my students, either.
Why?
Because I discovered…
—The BACKDOOR to piano playing—
What in the world is the “backdoor to piano playing?”
Chords.
Chords are a way in to the world of piano playing without having to go through the front door: years and years of scales, drills, rote practicing, etc. Chords are really a shortcut to understanding and playing music without all the formal training.
Formal training is fine if you have the time and money. But most adults don’t want to wait forever before they can play something enjoyable on the piano. I took lessons when I was a kid, but found it boring. Not only that, but all I could do was play the written music exactly as it was written. Without the sheet music in front of me, I didn’t have a clue what to do. So I lost interest in piano playing until the incident described above. But shortly after that, I had the opportunity to play in a school combo—but to do that, I had to learn chords, and learn them fast.
I didn’t really know where to turn, so I sent for a $2. chord chart advertised in Popular Mechanics, and within hours after I got it I was playing the Dm7 chord and the C6 chord in my left hand while I played the tune with my right hand. Talk about excited! Within a few weeks I could play dozens of songs using chords. And I discovered that my sight-reading speed greatly improved at the same time, because now I understood what I was seeing on the printed page!
So I came in through the back door instead, and now I enjoy what I used to hate! Why? Because I understand what I’m doing because now I understand chords and chord progressions. I eventually went on to get advanced degrees in music and literature from Southern Oregon University—and it was easy because of all I had learned about music theory and harmony due to playing and understanding chords.
Can you do the same?
There’s really no reason why you can’t if you have the desire. Start looking at sheet music with new eyes: look for notes that make up chords and then analyze those chords. Before long you’ll start seeing a pattern of recurring chords; in other words, chord progressions. Do this for a few months while simultaneously learning about chords and how they are formed, and music will take on a new dimension for you. You’ll no longer view sheet music as something you are tied to, but rather you’ll see it as a map that you can follow to create the sounds and styles you choose.
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