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I heard that it’s a very prestigious college and I want to attend the best. I’m surprised that people laugh at me because I feel they should encourage me to better myself. I honestly have never heard of the Electoral College until a friend mentioned it to me. Whoever knew that trying to go to College would be so d*mn complicated.

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    I want a good laugh, I really do. Anyone who can say something to make me laugh i’d appreciate it.
    Thanks.
    i’m not fat, but it’s still funny haha

    i’m laughing – keep goin

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      Sometimes when I laugh, my cat looks at me with a straight face and then I wonder how serious his perception of life must be. I’ve observed that cats express the same emotions as humans except for laughter. Laughing is extremely satisfying and it seems as if cats are missing out on such a wonderful feeling.

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        I think I want to laugh at all the greedy people losing their money. I feel sorry for the good people who need money to feed their families. How do you feel about it?
        I do realize that it affects us all, I actually wanted to express a “you just have to laugh” or lets just make a sick joke like EMS workers do to relieve tension in a terrible situation. Live is too short to worry about not having enough money to lease that Hummer. People lived (and do live) on a lot less and are happy as heck. God bless.

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          I need a name of a facebook page that i can make that will make people want to join. And that will make them laugh. Please I’d appreciate it much.

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            We leave school this year and want to go somewhere to celebrate,we was planning to go to spain but transport is a issue once we are in spain.

            We are not sure what kind of resorts etc there are in england for a decent price.

            Any suggestions,we just want to celebrate and have a laugh.

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              In every girl is a someone who actually desires to giggle and poke around like a little girl. In short, when you are able to make a woman laugh consistently, you have basically built a sufficient amount of comfort with her. But what exactly make s a women laugh? Is it your dry humor? Is it your comical expressions? Its it your funny movements? Listen, there a so many things which can be potentially funny that it will take more than a few books to cover them all. But what you want is to “make her laugh” and not to be a “funny person”. There is a world of difference. Making her laugh will get her attracted and attached to you. Being a funny person will not. Make not mistake.

              Many people think that the even of laughter is something which is random, something which is out of our control. But no. Making a women laugh is actually a science. Something which you can achieve consistently, provided you know the secrets. Here is 1 important tip which you have to know to give a women what she wants:

              1.) Laughter occurs when the mind is unable to match up two realities. When you make a woman laugh, you are messing with her mind and her reality. Take a simple canned joke for example:

              Question: Will having sex before marriage be ok?

              Answer: Not if it holds up the ceremony

              What makes this joke is that there is an incongruence to the references made. The question referred to the general time period before a marriage. But the answer targeted the time period right before the marriage itself. Such a reply is unexpected and incongruent. To the listener, she is trying very hard to piece the two realities together and if she cannot piece it together fast enough, she will laugh.

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