What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Someone stole all my lamps.

When should you start writing a book?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?