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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?