Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How much does freedom weigh?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?