Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
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