Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?