Where do cows go on the weekend?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which state has the best streets?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's the beach's favorite movie?