Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?