Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's the loudest sport?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Did you know about April 1st?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?