Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
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