What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why is summer always sad?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?