What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What insect runs away from everything?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do you call a dog in space?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?