What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?