What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What condiment has wings?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?