What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?