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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which dogs love to study science?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

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