What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How did the toad die?