What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why can you never find the number nine?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do math teachers eat?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?