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What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?