How do you know a lawyer is lying?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?