What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the mime upset?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which animals make the best football players?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What table can you never sit at?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where do birds go to drink?