People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is another name for a cow?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?