Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?