What style of music weighs the most?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the dog so popular?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?