Which music festival was full of lumber?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do little monsters call their mother?