What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How do birds threaten one another?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?