Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Which elf is the best singer?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What is the most attractive fruit?