What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where do horses reside?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?