Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?