Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
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