Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
I'm not a bad putter.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
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