What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What school subject really rocks?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?