Why are trees so good at interior design?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?