I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?