My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?