What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What's a doll's favorite car?