What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?