Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?