What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What's a car's favorite TV show?