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What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

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