What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
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