What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?