What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?