What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?