What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?