Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Which plant has the best roar?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What insect runs away from everything?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?