What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Which is the worst season?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?