What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?