Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?