Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?