When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?