What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?