Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
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What type of barrel breaks easily?
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Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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