What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?