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Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Can February March?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is the loneliest cheese?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?