Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are cowboys always religious?

If you need help building an ark..

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What food is a man's best friend?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?