What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do minions always put in their salads?