Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
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What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
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Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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