Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

The museum curator needed a break.

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Where do you take sick ponies?