How does a taco bless the table?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?