What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do British people and golfers have in common?