I like telling Dad jokes.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?