What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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