Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?