What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do minions always put in their salads?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What is a cow's dream job?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?