Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

My friend David had his ID stolen.