What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What do mice do when they're at home?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
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