What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How did the toad die?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
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