Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What food is a man's best friend?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?