What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
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