What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
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