Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How did the toad die?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Which subject has two parts?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why do baseball players love bowling?