What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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