What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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