What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Your plaice or mine?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
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