Why did the computer run out of money?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?