How did the toad die?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Families are like fudge.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do nosey peppers do?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a cow's dream job?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?