What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?