Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?