What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
When does a horse talk?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
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