Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why do diners never serve lobster?