What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Where do books sleep?
What makes music in your hair?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do bunnies stay fit?
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