What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a small mom?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What food is a man's best friend?
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