What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
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