What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do math teachers love March?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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