What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?