Why was the bunny upset?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?