What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
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