What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What fish only swims at night?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?