What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
When does a horse talk?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where is the coldest place to work?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
When should you start writing a book?
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