Why can't Christmas trees sew?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Board Game With A Twist

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why are cars magic?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the person sit on the clock?