What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?