What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?