What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?