What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Which computer won the talent show?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?