Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?