What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a thieving alligator?