What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
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