Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
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