Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a handsome runner?
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