What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

When do mice play every day?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?