Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do cats wear to work?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did summer catch autumn?