What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Which singer could always break a five?

What bird is always sad?