Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How can you make 7 even?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Which family member has tusks?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?