Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why was the computer cold at work?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?