Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?