Someone stole my mood ring!

How do you measure a millennial?

Where does breakfast live?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a dog in space?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Where do frogs keep their money?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did one firefly say to the other?