What do Scottish toads play?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?