What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Where do stars go to college?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?