What says: oom oom oom?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?