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Why was the bunny upset?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?