What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How does a cow do math?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
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