What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a short cow?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
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