What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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