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What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

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What do you call a stationary flamingo?

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What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's the most determined bird?

Why did the airplane get grounded?