What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the politest month?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
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