What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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