What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
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