What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do cows like to dance to?

The museum curator needed a break.

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's the loudest Christmas song?