What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

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What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?