If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?