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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?