What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What insect runs away from everything?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the cow afraid?
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