What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do Scottish toads play?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How does a taco bless the table?
What does a dog say before eating?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
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