Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What bird is always sad?

What did summer say to spring?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What car does Yoda® drive?