What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?