What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a dog in space?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.