Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
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