Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
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