Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What kind of bird can write?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?